Hi there!
Not sure if your still looking or not. I am captain of HTC Team, Feat on Fire. We are a fun Co-ed team. Our Logo is to Practice Awesome daily, lol!
Our awesome capes help intimidate the night creatures. Your post was humorous. We are looking for a good fit for our team.
We want a committed runner who is also like minded, easy going and fun. Is this you? lol
If your interested for more information please see our Feat on Fire entry under "Teams Looking for Runners" and let me know.
We are also having a Team Mojo BBQ this Saturday in Pdx if you would like to meet us.
Wishing you an awesome journey to the beach via HTC and wherever life takes you.
Take care and God bless!
Best regards,
Cappy Misty Mayhem